Iliotibial Band

1. (n) The resident classical/funk mashup group, specializing in huffling and buffling, at King Aesop's Castle on Planet Dillworth. All member's of Iliotibial band are in fact Iliotibials themselves, which in addition to being indigenous African elves trained in the fine art of fishing amazing shrimp, they are also completely made up.

SS: I have an extra ticket to see the Iliotibial Band play tonight if you are interested?
Ike: I heard the Easter Bunny is opening for them.
SS: Nope, he's out kicking ass right now.
Ike: Oh, that's pretty unexplainable, I'm out.
SS: K.

by Dr. Smittens February 24, 2009

Gen Z Band Kid

A "Gen Z Band Kid" is someone with a outdated sense of humor, or someone with the humor of a Gen Z Five Year Old

Your such a band kid, no a Gen Z Band Kid

by Kennonical October 2, 2023

Bro Band

A smartphone accessory for simple hands-free driving. Comprised of a rubber band around your head that securely holds your smartphone in place close to your ear and mouth.

Hey, this bro band is great. I can drive without having to hold my phone.

by Prunella V July 16, 2015

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable

nah man i only got bands sorry

by chaface21 November 20, 2019

Rubber band

A name for a condom or cock ring. Condom cuz they are made from rubber and cock ring because it can be used as one.

Do you have a rubber band?

by Faxbois August 29, 2018

Hey! Lets start a band man

A late night message from a drunk person who wants to start a band, send 15 you tube influence videos then you ask them about it in the morning and they arent so keen.

Hey! lets start a band man! Do you like tha bangles? They are my davourite band! Do you like this video?

by DWS197812 July 7, 2018

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023