Hot cup of tea

A hot bottle of clean piss used to pass a drug test
Fuck...my color was called, do you know anyone with a hot cup of tea?

Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.

I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.
by Nobility March 05, 2021
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Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!
There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!
by Irishexplorer September 01, 2019
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Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.
Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?
by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019
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hot cup of nothing

You totally get nothing. Or your totally over looked
everyone gets taken out to lunch on thier birthday/ or gets cake for their birthday at the office. Wow Lisa, nice cake for your birthday from the office crew...I got a hot cup of nothing.
by MinnieCookie99 June 06, 2011
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cup of cider

When someone takes a piss in your ass.
After I cam, she asked for a cup of cider.
by Dawsomesauce March 23, 2016
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capital one cup

A football competition where Welsh and English countries compete... The winner is usually just at bad as wiping your ass with a knife
"Hey you watching the capital one cup ?"
"No wiping my bum with a knife instead"
by Custardcannon February 28, 2016
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