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sex worker

More neutral or sympathetic alternative to prostitute, whore. Frankly offering sex for money is seen as either a necessary or acceptable job, parallel to (say) factory work, and no stigma or sneer of contempt should be attached to its practitioners.
"Sex workers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your chains (unless you are happy wearing them)"
by kofi May 12, 2003
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Monkey Workers

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.
Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.
by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009
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Bench Warmers

The best message board/newsgroup on the interwebs. It's a free board on Villanova University's recruiting site on Rivals.com. There, people will find many creative and classy posters who come up with robust comments on a daily basis that will "alt"er the way people think. It's the birthplace of the Urban Dictionary phrases BB2N and SJU (PA) (LOL) (WTF).
username1: Have you read some of the stuff they post on Bench Warmers?

username 2: If you don't like it, don't read it.

username 3: It's Official: Bench Warmers is the best site on the INET.
by goofyone June 1, 2011
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alabama nose warmer

when consumatting their love, one of the people puts their face (their nose, particularly) in the others ass.

see: hot carl
the bitches mom said her nose was cold, so i gave her an alabama nose warmer
by TIM! June 29, 2006
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eskimo chest warmer

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.
laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!
by ericl April 13, 2005
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welfare worker

People who work for the US Government and scare the living shit out of people recieving Welfare.

Welfare Workers come to neighborhoods of low income, welfare recipients and they check people's homes and interview people to make sure they aren't scamming the federal government.

If you have a TV or a Microwave, the wefare worker might take it away from you. They even make sure you don't use too much electricity with multiple light bulbs.
HIDE THE SHIT ! The Welfare worker is on the block...don't let them see your Escalade!

The Welfare worker told Karen she could either go to school OR recieve welfare. She ain't never gettin outof College.
by J Norman May 6, 2004
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Cex Worker

Low-life virgins that have never seen a pair of tits that are not attached to themselves and also could legally have their penis declared dead because they have not seen it in yonkers. They also smell like all of a Y9s changing room BO at once and have not showered since Britney Spears shaved her head and went crazy. They also spend their time at home having intercourse with their siblings and also enjoying games of Nintendo DS Monopoly and Scrabble with their cats (generally called Pimple). If you have gotten to the point where CEX is you're only option as a job you might as well end your life or become a feet pic dealer at the local bingo club on Thursday nights.
Phil: Look at those scummy twats over there, I bet they work at CEX.
Francis: Yeah Phil, they look like sister fuckers to me and they smell of Heinz Ravioli.
Phil: Yonkers you're right Francis, I bet they spend the day scamming chavs into buying broken Wii balance boards for their morbidly obese mum with 11 children who start smoking at 8 years old however that is normal on a council estate in Croydon.
Francis: Let's beat those Cex Workers with a stick!!
by Ivor Gifford June 13, 2020
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