by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017
My sugar daddy
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 23, 2023
A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.
After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"
by chad9999 October 06, 2022
A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.
Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.
by JunkratIsOplolol September 08, 2020
A Winston is a person that’s nosy and always butting in other people business. A Winston will also insert themselves in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. Note a Winston can be a male or female.
I was in a private conversation with my friend, and a guy walked by and invited himself in our conversation. I said hey can you stop being a Winston. (Side note) A Winston is not a Karen… Karens call the police and are racist.
Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.
by U want sum fam? August 01, 2020