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Winston

The best friend you could ever have. He is always here for you, never declines when you call and always supports you. Other boys tend to be jealous of him. He will definitely steal your girl if you let him. You can recognize him easily, he's all pink and hidden in your girl's drawer.
Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, Winston's the only one who will make me feel better."
Person 2 : "Babe.. i'm right here."
Person 1 : "Nahh I don't want you."
by daryra July 7, 2024
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Winston slamming

The act of getting a huge genetically engineered gorilla with a huge erection and letting him slam his meat in you.
Chase: “hey how was the zoo yesterday?”. Isabel; “well, it was a gamble as I almost died from the winston slamming at the gorilla park”.
by BreadsThickLoaf December 2, 2024
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Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston
Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Winston

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston
by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019
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Winston

The best dog you’ve ever met! Usually a golden retriever. Love people and tennis balls. Loyal, kind, and loves absolutely everyone!
Winston is the best boy! Follow him on Instagram @sirwinstonthebeau
by sirwinstonthebeau September 10, 2021
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Winston

"You're so nonchalant bro."
"Did you just call me Winston?!"
by igobyazz1 July 1, 2024
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winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine
Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection
by re-rezzed May 11, 2017
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