winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

by re-rezzed May 11, 2017

Winston

The real one

Your such a Winston

by Persontheperson August 19, 2019

Winston

Some guy who would yell “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class

“What did you get on the homework Winston?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does our teacher have a skibidi toilet bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019

Winston

A Winston is a person that’s nosy and always butting in other people business. A Winston will also insert themselves in a conversation that has nothing to do with them. Note a Winston can be a male or female.

I was in a private conversation with my friend, and a guy walked by and invited himself in our conversation. I said hey can you stop being a Winston. (Side note) A Winston is not a Karen… Karens call the police and are racist.

by anonymous October 21, 2022

Winston

Winston is a pussy who thinks he’s rich but it’s mummy and daddy’s boss money so he’s gonna go no where in life and he should stop throwing his weight around if he can’t take to weight that comes with it.

“Oh you know Winston,yeah?”

“Yeah he’s a pussy though isn’t he”
“Yeah he is to be fair”

by U want sum fam? August 1, 2020