Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

by JCarino June 11, 2006

Come on, He´s Bruce Willis

Appeal to pseudo authority figures, such as celebrities, made by morons who have no clue, or original opinions, about real-life issues.

A: "But Bro... how do I react to my bossy wife?"
B: "Watch Die Hard again."
A: "Fuck!... What?"
B: Come on, He´s Bruce Willis... He knows best."

by rperazag July 20, 2010

Wills

A moronic fucker who acts black.

Joe: That kid is such wills.
John: Like Chris.
Joe: Yeah, he's a queef.

by Kirk July 10, 2003

East Williston, NY

A Long Island historic Village where nothing has or ever will happen; where the village volunteer fireman deck out their cars with blue lights like little homos, even though they've never even seen a fire. The schools are gay and all who go there are too. If you wanna live where you have to be rich to fit in and where nothing ever happens, come here.

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by homegrown zz December 7, 2010

chilly wills

also called chilly willy
means to "chill out"

Teacher:I cant find todays class work!-she goes crazy-

Student: Dude, chilly wills!

by randomslang April 28, 2009

Bruce Willis

n. someone who is obsessed with killing and has a propensity to keep living / or die hard

something of the nature of Bruce Willis in any Die Hard - please ignore The Sixth Sense

by Shanina August 4, 2005

Willis

To accidentally poop and it ends up on your boot

Bill, look at your boot! You willised

by Platform Boss May 30, 2018