Lane Giant

Word Play on the Lane Bryant brand, a clothing store for big girls--hence the mean spirited and completely hilarious "giant."

Sara: I just love Old Navy. Check out these Daisy Dukes, how cute!

Bertha: None of this crap fits me, let's go to Lane Giant so I can buy a sheet to wear to the wedding and then we can go to Cinnabon.

by senorslow April 11, 2007

vip lane

A driving term used when describing the opposite side of the road or the sidewalk. The VIP lane is used only when traffic is slow as balls. This lane is widely used in video games such as Grand Theft Auto and Burnout.

Traffic was hairy, so Derek decided to use the VIP lane to save time.

by Dead-Recker August 21, 2006

ghetto lane

Random, double parking in the ghetto in order to talk to friends, buy drugs, etc.

Sue was delayed 5 minutes by all the ghetto lane traffic blocking her way.

by wayno December 17, 2004

bike lane

The narrow strip of asphalt located between the two yellow lines in which are in the center of most busy streets used for safe cautious biking. No cars are legally able to drive in the bike lane giving it reason for its use. (originated: Wellfleet, MA)

Yesterday i saw Ray and Joe biking safely through town in the bike lane.

by wellfleetboss August 5, 2011

trap lane

In automobile commuting, a far right lane or far left lane on a road that unexpectedly sends a driver into a direction away from his or her intended route. A driver is 'trapped' once he or she is unable to or fails to quickly make a lane change to re-enter the correct lane, thus continuing along the intended path and saving valuable time.

Trap lanes are often responsible for sudden and unexpected lane changes that result in traffic accidents.

You can't drive through metro Atlanta without winding up in one of those damn trap lanes. I had to turn around in a shopping center parking lot when this lane suddenly took me off of Beaver Ruin Road. Then, I had to sit in a traffic light for 5 more minutes to get out of the shopping center and back on the road. All in all, that trap lane cost me about 10 minutes.

by Topher Ryan August 27, 2012

Joe Lane

A majical street that you only can find when your high off your ass and lost. You must yell Joe Lane at the top of your lungs when you drive down the street.

I'm so high I have no idea where I'm going. Wait I'm on Joe Lane. JOE LANE mother fucker!!!

by Kumar101 March 11, 2009

lane shark

The annoying third person who jumps into your already-full swimming lane at the pool.

Me: "Hey, I'm swimming in this lane. There's an empty one over there."
Guy: "I think I'll stay here."
Me: "You damn lane shark!"

by Iniamyen August 19, 2013