A light brown or tan colored girl that seems very attractive to men. A whole grain wheat hoe can be found at a beach, sunbathing, wearing a bikini, but sometimes not a top, usually in Insta posts.
by medehede April 21, 2018
Get the whole grain wheat hoemug. An expression of disappointment. Usually used by little old ladies who were taught not to use foul language. The phrase is even more effective if you have an English or British-type of accent.
Little old lady in a DVD store: Do you happen to have any Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) movies that I could purchase?
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
Store Clerk: No, sorry ma'am, we are all sold out right now!
Little old lady: Well...dirty rotten old cream of wheat!
by WordFreak November 22, 2011
Get the Dirty Rotten Old Cream of Wheatmug. You Wheat Thin
by TuFat Snaka November 7, 2003
Get the Saltine, Wheat Thin, Triscitmug. Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top
by Lau&Toks&Nokky in the box May 9, 2011
Get the Harvesting your back yard wheatmug. Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.
by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019
Get the oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trialsmug. A derogatory term for a south Asian.
by Bronxgirl333 August 19, 2017
Get the Whole wheat crackermug. by Elemental flame July 26, 2023
Get the butt wheatmug.