holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.

I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.

by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008

Weight blind

Not admitting when peaple are fat

All of our politicians are so Weight blind

by Max di September 29, 2021

Weight plate

A device that displays the weight of something.

How much does this thing weigh?
I don't know my guy, toss it on the weight plate to find out.

by the_carcovascilinitist September 10, 2018

Love Weight

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.

Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.

by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019

feel the weight of

To be under pressure to perform or meet a certain expectation

The young woman began to feel the weight of motherhood after her child was born.

by Ebendiah May 3, 2017

Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available

1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."

by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016

Pocket Weight

Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).

"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."

"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."

"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."

by ViatheV June 21, 2011