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weed

noun. term of affection for a generic or pleasantly bland houseplant, such as violets, aloe vera, or any other common non-hallucinogenic houseplant.
I went to Target to get a weed this weekend.
by DJ Dogman May 3, 2006
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weed

Marijuana. Lighter drug used by people who think it is "less dangerous" than "ordinary" drugs.
Get a life people, get happy by doing good things instead of fucking up yourselves.
Look who's smoking the weed, I wonder if he has problems at home?
by Lord Bamse November 10, 2004
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weed

What losers who can't face reality do. Oh yeah, and It DOES hurt you. It causes cancer. People who smoke weed need to get lives and make something of themselves.
Don't do drugs kids!
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weed

a drug for losers who will never get a job or succede in life.

Also commonly associated with wiggers who think living in the ghetto and hurting people/stealing cars is "DA bomb mah Homiez word dawg!!
oh man im such a loser im gonna buy an illegal substance because im to much of a coward to solve my own problems so im gonna run away from them all by killing my lungs and taking away my abilty to exercise without constantly coughing.
by burning_arc June 27, 2004
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

A kitchen utensil used like a sieve. Best implemented for drainage of cooked vegetables, or getting rid of lumps in flour.
Me: "Weed those vegetables and tea will be ready in 2 minutes".

Jay: "OK, I'm bare hungry".
by Thomas Anderton December 28, 2005
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weed

It’s a plant dat gets u fucked! Wn eva u feel stressed out & shit, go 2 a shotta & buy a packet of bennerz & cotch.

Fuk der gretz! Smoke sum real shit!

Always hve munchiez on u b4 u bun, lyk a packet ov skittles or a fizzy drink (fanta).

If u dn’t no ow 2 roll up… dn’t bva tryn! Cz you’ll fuk up!

It moongs u out & makes u feel num n shit! WIKED FEELIN’! J

God gve da plant so y nt smke it?
Brv... Friday ws BIG! Dat ws sum gd shit man! Brv! Wre da fuk u gt weed lyk dat 4rm? U SIK MAN!
by rizwaan latif April 28, 2006
mugGet the weedmug.

weed

ppl who do this drug are losers. they have no life and no future yet they talk about it like its what ppl need to survive.anyone who is cought smoking weed should be imprisoned for life.if ur angry about what i wrote, then ur a pothead.
by LP halodrummer May 1, 2005
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