Ball Washer

Vagina's that are so large you could probably fit your dick and balls in.

My dick went in, then my balls were soon to follow. That pussy was certainly a ball washer.

by R. Pendulous November 13, 2021

Gully washer

After anal sex with your fat boyfriend there is such a copious amount of blood,shit and semen that a pressure washer is required to clean up the mess.

Goddam fred-you’re gonna need a gully washer for that ass.

by RingedHog August 19, 2021

paige_washere

LIKE- THE BEST TIKTOKER EVER. they have the poggest content. they like tommyinnit. they may have mental problems but they are very POG.

"OMG PAIGE_WASHERE LOVES TOMMY SO MUCH"

by poggestperfuckinever August 30, 2021

season washer

someone who is a looks like ab lincoln’s pinky toe and often takes the gun out of situations

calling someone a season washer

by cenuspenis August 19, 2023

corncob washer

When a man named John needs his cob washed he trusts nothing else. Even his one legged sister agrees.

John needed a corncob washer after a long day of no capping.

by WillAustin8 November 9, 2023

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.

My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!

by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023

Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”

How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.

by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024