River Falls is a small and agricultural town in
Wisconsin, USA. The UWRF (University of
Wisconsin, River Falls) is located in the center of town and many residents are either college students (who never look before they walk across the road) or elderly. Young couples wishing to raise families often move/live here because of its 'small town vibe'.
It has the Kinnikinnick
River (AKA 'the kinni'), a prime spot for kayaking, fly fishing, and feeding the ducks with your
kids.
Despite a sign at the entrance to town that says something about "an inclusive community", the one by the largest place to shop, Shop-Ko, River Falls is predominantly white. There are good/intelligent
people of diverse races, but a lot of the non-whites (and a lot of the whites as well, most of which are of the younger generation) are uneducated buffoons.
There is a surprising lack of activities for the youth that live in town or go to school in town, other than sports (which not everyone loves), so many of them turn to
drugs or other things for entertainment. Attempts to make good places for the youth of River Falls have mostly failed (such as the Hot Spot), which pretty much sucks.
However, the education system is pretty decent, except for a general dislike of administrators (particularly at the
high school) and lack of
snow days. There are lots of kids getting good grades and drug free (but without a doubt bored out of their minds).
Driver: Hey, did we just hit something? I think I felt a
bump.. or something...
Passenger: I think it was a college student. There isn't a crosswalk there, so they must have been texting. That'
s how it works here in River Falls, WI.
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uneducated buffoon #1: yo
dawg lets go to bums.. timmy got some gud shit mayn, we gunna get so hiiigh
uneducated buffoon #2: yeaaaa man lets get high and not do our homewurk cuz there aint shit to do aroun' hurrr!
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Mom: Let's drink
beer!
Dad: That's right, we live in wisconsin now, with our small and economically-aware young family! Yay,
beer on sunday! Our taxes are high! Yay!
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Fly fisherman: ...
Hand me the
bucket, jimmy. I caught me a biggun.
