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Virus

Something you'll get a lot of when using Internet Explorer
John: Dude my anti-virus just detected another virus!
John: Do you get viruses often?
Bill: Nah, i got Chrome
by Aristocat January 5, 2013
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Conjunction Vitus

1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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virus

In computing:
A program designed to multiplicate and spread itself over networks.

Most are designed to destroy the systems they encounter, after they used it to 'breed'.
(eg. using contacts, emails, ... found on a system)

The damage; mostly just wordsoftware/word which needs to be re-installed.
The sollution: a wordvirusscanner/word
"I opened an email titled 'I love you', and screwed up my puter."
"LMAO, desperate eh?"
by BelgainDSoul August 11, 2003
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Cyrus Virus

Fake disorder used to describe obsessive Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana fans. Similar to OJD
Billions of kids today have caought the "Cyrus Virus"
by Michael Joseph Anthony Costa October 18, 2008
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Phoenix Virus

An airborne virus that attaches itself to the rage receptors of the brain. It makes a normal individual get ungodly crunk and break anything and everything within 13 feet. Bud Ice may influence and encourage this virus. Although there are no known cures to this affliction it must be combated with alcohol, withdrawal from alcohol may increase the viruses capabilities and left alone for long enough it will destroy the host.
"Man I'm Ragin' lets break some ceiling tiles"
"No Don't do that its just the Phoenix virus talking."
by Nick the virus Teabags April 1, 2008
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I don't give a fuck virus

Something that is causing self destructive behavior worldwide, and commonly among African Americans. Basically it is when someone's heart becomes cold and they do whatever they can to get satisfaction that day, so school,saving money, wearing condoms, etc. doesn't make sense. It progresses quickly so if you don't catch it the first time someone stops giving a fuck it may be too late. only way to stop them from robbing stealing and dealing is to lock them up or kill them. The only known cure is to, well make them give a fuck (give them a hug?)
"nigga 1:Yo man my nigga Deandre's got "I don't give a fuck virus" bad man, he shot a guy, while slangin 20's on the block and fucking a ho without a condom WHILE getting his dick sucked and i didn't even know that was possible!
Nigga 2: Yeah, he got it bad ever since his mom's ran out on him he stopped doin school and all that, we need to show this nigga sum love!"
Nigga 1: let's go giv him a hug and roll up a L
nigga 2: yeh either that or load up the semi........"
by Hood EZ-3 December 22, 2008
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white nile virus

A disease, whereby the infected patient has an abnormal attraction to members of the caucausian race.

White equivalent of yellow fever, jungle fever, etc.
Dude, Amanda Lee has such bad white nile virus.
I know, she can't keep off all the white guys.
by inquisitor October 11, 2006
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