vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!

skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!

by michael foolsley September 11, 2011

vertopci

A sex master; adept at receiving blowjobs and handjobs.

I am such a vertopci, my girlfriend gave me four blowjobs last night.

by none of your beeswax December 29, 2003

Vertical Anal Fiesta

Group of Gentlemen bang the Shit out of a nice lady in India..only in India. While she is Upside down.(vertical). The gentlemen have to be standing up. They Go BuckWild.

Boban: Hey Prakash...want to have a Vertical Anal Fiesta on Shalini..
Prakash: Lets go Buck Wild DUDE. Lets Make sure to Invite Denny and Alex, and maybe Roy.

by Prakash and Boban (From INDIA) August 11, 2008

vertical stewie

that girl with the verticly strecht face that makes her look like a girraf. also has a nice ass.

originated from the chronicles of three jokers in st. basil

look at vertical stewie shes wearing a bra today

by code January 10, 2005

vertically challenged syndrome (VCS)

the deficit that effects people of low growth and one that is challenged vertically. symptoms may include lack of puberty, lack of self confidence and shortage of height

lucy: can you get that for me?
warren: sorry to high
lucy: its at eye level with me
warren: i have vertically challenged syndrome (VCS)
lucy: im so sorry

by jareDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD December 5, 2010

verton

The best at everything...sucks at nothing. Period.

You totally vertoned that chick....you must be a 3rd degree verton or something. .... Wish I knew how to verton like that.

by The best verton alive December 19, 2016

Vertically Challenged

1) A phrase used by someone who is supposed to be professional to define a short person

2) “I’m not fat, I’m big boned,” but for short people

3) A phrase used to describe a minuscule individual

I’m not short, I’m Vertically Challenged, MOM.

by pixel the almighty March 16, 2022