by chronicsuiiphile June 19, 2007
Get the Slippery Velvetmug. A Crazy Drinking league created in 2009 in Palmerston North, New Zealand.
Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.
Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.
After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.
Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.
Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
Keeping it moist since the good times in Church Street.
Moist velvet has officials including Tim B, Jarmila N, Daniel M, Daniel R, Mark C and Helena P. There is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.
After having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a "Captain Planet" kind of way - Now known throughout the Manawatu as the elite drinking team.
Moist velvet is as sexy as their chosen crew name.
Drinking games don't phase em - They are the masters!!
by moistness1985 February 4, 2010
Get the Moist Velvetmug. women who play men on a daily basis when THEY KNOW something about you such as
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
1. you having a big dick (or wide, no one hating on you)
2. good motion in the ocean
3. you having a lot of money
4. you being a simp
basically they use some of these examples
1. laughs at ALL your jokes
2. tries to steer a conversation into something sexual
3. tries to steer a game into something sexual
4. agrees to everything you agree to
etc.
Now don't get me wrong, sometimes a female may actually just like you BUT its hard to spot a hoe
P.S. ON RARE OCCASIONS DO MEN UTILIZE THE VELVET TRAP.
boy 1- my nigga i almost fell for that velvet trap
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
boy 2 - really? what happened?
boy 1 - this girl said she would suck my dick for a hunnid dollas!
boy 2 - damn did you do it?
boy 1 - hell nah! i got some top and ran nigga!
by LosTSoulS December 14, 2016
Get the velvet trapmug. 
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009
Get the Velvet Canyonmug. When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.
During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.
by JackAwful October 3, 2014
Get the Velvet Merlinmug. A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
by Light Joker April 29, 2004
Get the Velvet Wormmug.