Darth Vaded

Cornered in a party by a powerfully boring slow talking person.

I was Darth Vaded by a slow talking asthmatic born again Christian while waiting for my mates to arrive at the party.

by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

Darth Vaded

Trapped by a powerfully slow talking bore at a party.

While waiting for my mates to arrive at the party I was Darth Vaded by an asthmatic accountant who described to me in detail his hobby of collecting different types of string. - he had collected a lot.

by Scrubby-dog September 7, 2018

People Voted

When your fucking idiot friend think people need to vote on a word to be in the Urban Dictionary

Dude pretz put it on urban dictionary and people voted

by DrPeopleVoted July 10, 2019

Vaseline Valedictorian

Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.

"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".

The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022

Pull an all Vater

When you stay up all night just to grind, play chess and send reels to your friends.
Instead of pulling an all nighter, you pull an all Vater - in memory of the Great Vate, who used to stay up for 48 hours straight.

Ay bro, are you going to sleep early tonight?
Nah bro, I gotta finish the PDE assignment, will probably pull an all vater

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