Vanginkelhood

The public honoring of a civilian for acts showing complete disregard of legal protocols in general, instead pledging allegiance to routing protocols, using them to make a very, very small difference in the life of a baby in an unknown country with an unknown name, having a known disease. The first one to achieve vanginkelhood was the infamous robin hood. Little does anyone know of the story of Robin Hood, OSPF and the stolen shilling. Very little. The next in line was Lee, whose vanginkelhood came after his persistent efforts to steal and rob.

Aaron will never achieve vanginkelhood.
- The Oracle

by The UberVoice November 1, 2008

Vania

A person prone to talking complete and utter nonsense.

He wasn't making any sense whatsoever. He went full on Vania.

by two_guys December 23, 2022

Vajiggle Jaggle

When an overweight woman has abnormally large vaginal lips that spill over her underwear in order that they might jiggle at any moment.

"Check out that woman's Vajiggle Jaggle; it looks like her bikini has a muffin top."

by LezBHonest September 9, 2012

vagigi fart

a fart out of your vagina, instead of your butt, when sitting down

"That vagigi fart was particularly juicy!"

by markington November 15, 2007

valigura

What is that? I don't think anyone knows.

Valigura? what is that?

by Aaron Saenz November 27, 2007

vangay

1. something that is very wierd or not normal

2. something that does not meet standards

3. something that is "sketch" or "skimp"

Dude that shit from joe was straight up vangay

Why are you so vangay?

by shaquile o' nugget August 14, 2009

Vanguard Girl

Crazy. Not just standard crazy, we're talking out-of-this-world, gotta get some under the table shit from your nutso cousin who's pretending he's a flamingo crazy. Not only biologically programmed to harass a male for a wedding ring everytime they open their mouths, but as of late have been affected negatively by an 'El Nino'-like attack of knowledge, whereby they will argue any and all theological and social problems of society at present because they saw Blood Diamond and they know.

"Hey man, what's the deal with Katie?"
"Nah man, she's just another Vanguard Girl"
"Ah fuck... what'd she do? Not worse than Liz..?!"
"Dude. I should've turned around after she verbally berated me for not wearing Tom's Shoes."

by The Hymen Remover December 16, 2009