useless

Ryan U. who does absoutely nothing and makes excuses for it

Wow! Ryan is useless

by n March 27, 2003

recycling old useless jokes

Whereupon one's arsenal of jokes is exhausted to the extent that extends beyond the ability of one's creativity, thus rendering old useless jokes the only option in a futile attempt to shift an embarrassing focus from oneself to someone else.

man 1: hey bro, you're a looser,
man 2: your mums a looser.

recycling old useless jokes

by qazpeverell October 30, 2011

Useless eater

One who never worked a day in his or her life, despite never being physically or mentally disabled yet steals social security every month via the spousal benefit simply by virtue of being married to someone who worked despite the fact that they themselves contributed nothing

The spousal benefit is welfare for the lazy, useless eaters, who are married to a rich person. Abolish the spousal benefit.

by Sunshine Ray in Florida December 21, 2020

Useless relationship

A relationship where they do absolutly nothing and try and run away from each other. happens with younge teens or 11 and 12 year olds

Random: their relationship is such a useless relationship!
Other Random: yea i reckon they never hang around each other or talk to each other or anything!

by minson122 October 25, 2009

Useless

Someone that is literary an incompetent, an a turtle trying to race a pack of wolves to every situation and conflict.

Do you even recognize Shayne he’s so devoured by self hate that he fucks up every opurtunity that he wants by over thought processing. He truly makes everything a useless scape goat.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Useless cunt

A bassist. See Rule #2

Studio engineer: You're going to need new strings before we start recording
Bassist: But they're too expensive.
Studio engineer: What did you spend your money on? Weed? A new tattoo? You really are a useless cunt!

by Romo2Witten1983 June 4, 2021

Useless Cunt

A Prime minister that goes on vacation during a hostile communist takeover of a nation.

The Prime Minister of Australia is a useless cunt letting the premiers turn the states into their own dictatorship countries over the common cold and money.

by Filter78 December 12, 2021