two four

1. A case of 24 beer cans or beer bottles.

2. The May Two-Four which is the May long weekend celebrated on the 4th Monday of May - near May 24th (Victoria Day) in Canada, New Zealand, and Australia.

1. Can you pick me up a two four from the store?

2. What are you doing for the May two four? Heading up to the cottage?

by Nenuial May 27, 2006

two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.

It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.

by Crassanova August 28, 2003

two-time

to have an affair

The only place in the world where women overtake men in affairs is France, where 87% of women admit that they used to two-time a partner, either in a current or past relationship.

by Matijoe Pary Porfundo July 5, 2009

two snakes

When you roll a pair of dice and get 2 twos.

"Ok, I have 2 dice left to roll...shake...rattle...roll...2 twos!"

"you just rolled two snakes"

by dboyroy December 19, 2008

two piece

When someone hits wid an left and a right,like a combination..

"He was frontin' so i gave him a two-piece!!

by cedric britt July 18, 2003

two pants

Definition of someone having had sex with two different people the same night.

- You can call me mr. two pants!
- Why?
- I had sex with two girls yesterday. One before dinner and the other behind the old sfinx in the garden
- Oh, cool!

by superzlatan June 15, 2009

two boxing

When someone (Referrably from Everquest) plays two characters at once (seperate accounts) either to group,raid, or powerlevel.

Hey can I get a heal?.....Hey you there?. Dude, he's two-boxing and powerleveling his lowbie.

Jeesh you got two accounts? Do you just two-box your all day with your guys?

by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004