Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste January 12, 2016

Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter.

I slipped out and hit her in the twitter!

I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.

by Cheetosfingers June 4, 2018

Twitter

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.

My twitter keeps me busy for hours.

by Pixman November 29, 2017

Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.

Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR”
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”

by apple earphones January 7, 2021

Twitter

A place that people don't take fucking jokes

A Retard: i'm gonna cancel someone for an edgy joke on Twitter

by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th January 10, 2021

Twitter

Gay stuff

Bro that Twitter user is gay

by Mikester84 January 26, 2021