Twilight

A book with no plot;sexist, racist, do I need to go on? Staphanie meyers based Bella off of herself. Conceited much? Don't waste any of your time reading this, unless you want to read about Edward SPARKLING!?

Person 1: hey, person 2, what is twilight about?

Person2: let me try to think... Well, nothing
really.

by 350-yes we can December 13, 2009

Twilight

(ˈtwaɪˌlaɪt) Noun

1. An insult to the word literature.
2. Anything which is a waste of time and money.
3. A communicable infectious disease, esp. one which primarily targets teenage girls.
4. Crap.

1. Yeah, I've read that new teen vampire romance. It's a Twlilight.

2. I can't believe I wasted five bucks and two hours of my life on that movie. That was the worst Twilight of my life.

3. Don't stand out there in the cold, Susan. You'll catch a Twilight.

4. Twlilight.

by Philintheblank October 14, 2010

fuck twilight

This refers to the general sentiment of the overwhelming majority in regards to the 'Twilight' franchise, including the novels, movies, and even fanfictions and fanarts. This sentiment is well justified in that the books are abysmal, the movies are a disgrace, and the fanbase is rabid at best. Hence the term, 'fuck twilight'.

"At least it isn't Twilight."
"Man, fuck Twilight."
"Agreed."

by Diablos Ex Machina July 25, 2016

Twilight

A book written for whiny pre-teens. People with intelligence probably won't enjoy it considering that through the whole flipping series the whole plot line is "Bella, I'm a vampire." and then Bella says something stupid like " I don't care, I love you!" Don't waste your time and money on any of it; you'll thank me later.

"Twilight is a pathetic excuse for literature."

by *~Blacksunbeam~* January 9, 2010

twilight

An unimaginative story the centers around a girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire. The main characters are practically 2-dimensional with their lack of personality and the plot is ripped off from many vampire romance novels from the past, all were better written.

Teenage girls everywhere have fallen in love with the book for only one thing: Edward Cullen. They seem to think he's real and the sexiest man alive... when, to be frank, he's quite a ways from it.

People are changing their names all across America to something Twilight-related and kids are selling out their lives to read the terrible story for the 14th time.

"I love Twilight!"
-Whiny fan girl

"Why can't you be like Edward in my Twilight books?"
-Girl breaking up with her boyfriend because he isn't like a fictional vampire

"Twilight sucks ass."
-said by anyone with half a brain.

by Schmuck of the Irish September 12, 2009

Twilight Princess

Midna, from the "Legend of Zelda" Game for GameCube or Wii.

The best developed Character ever seen, additionally, she turns out as a real beauty at the end of the Game.

She get cursed into an impish form by an enemy called "Zant(o)", who is overtaking the Control of the so called "Twilight Realm". Midna is trying to regain Control with the help of "Link".

Midna herself is a "Twili", a Race living in the realm of twilight.

End Sequence, Midna get rid of the curse and turn out as a true beauty aka "The Twilight Princess"!

by CrazyMarkus January 2, 2009

Twilight

The book designed for teenage girls to get off to and teenage boys to secretly read under their covers with a flashlight each night trying to feed off of what Edward does in hopes of getting a few pointers in winning girls over. Everyone will have negative things to say about this but all I can say is, congrats Stephanie Meyer; you sure won over the minds of a billion hormonal teenage girls by talking about Edward's chizzled jawline for 4 books straight.

"Z0mmmGGG TWILIGHT IS SOOOOO GOOD!"
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."

by Danielle Danielle January 7, 2009