hate triangle

n. (dubious)

like a love triangle, but with hate. A LOT OF BURNING SEARING HATE. 'a' hates 'b' and 'c'. 'b' hates 'c' and 'a'. 'c' hates 'a' AND 'b', and they all wish endless pain, suffering, humiliation, and cancer-ridden anal herpes upon one another. the tension is exponentially increased in the event of circular permutation of hate.

see any regional college football rivalry.

related: the sec is a friggin hate octagon

guy #1: omgerder! clemson/uga/usc is righteously cleveland-steaming hate triangle this year!?!
guy #2: ya, but the rivalry was so much hatier in 2013 due to the circular permutation of victories! durp-a-der!!
guy #1: shut up fool! cyclic permutations are so fucking weak, the hate triangle would be much more shit-banging if the rivalry of this multiset explored all the permutations!
guy #3: you are both complete imbeciles...as long as it's a k-permutation of the set who gives a flying bat-shit who wins which games. vanderbilt!
all 3: whaaa???!!!
qed., the hate triangle

by anonymous survivor September 13, 2014

triangle theory

Theory of existence/order that equates your normal, run of the mill strip club with a pyramid. All the players on this tawdry stage have their own corresponding level on the pyramid. At the bottom or broad base are the customers, who make up the largest faction. Next up are the dancers themselves--numbering slightly less than the patrons. A little further up the "food chain"(although in many case they get less perceivable respect than the dancers) are the support staff(bartenders, waitresses, D.J.s, valets,& bouncers, etc., etc.) Above them are the "image pimping" establishment of managers(shift bosses, house moms, whatever the fuck you call them). Finally at the apex or very tiptop sits the OWNER(or "GOD" as some of these ass clowns really perceive themselves). The general mechanics of this theory are that desire, respect, and most of all money tend to flow up the pyramid(though sometimes staff do catch shit) while abuse, scorn, and bullshit tend to flow downward. What makes this theory somewhat important is that it is the basis of understanding(and often the circumstance calling into existence)utilized by that cunning genus of outlaw known as the STRIPPER FUCKER who, by his very existence, is in direct opposition to the triangle theory(though he utilizes it to his advantage at times)and would be viewed as a threat by all factions the strip club establishment if they could pull their collective heads out of their asses, put their egos and petty jealousies aside for one brief moment, get over themselves, quit plotting against each other and work together. Which of course WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!

I did not make the TRIANGLE THEORY up. Somebody at the other end of the bar pointed it out to me once(after I bagged my first stripper) and I started taking a good hard look at what the fuck was really going on inside my favorite strip club. Sorta like that guy who came up with that"INTELLECTUAL WHORES" business a while back. It worked for that guy, me, and probably other dyed in the wool STRIPPER FUCKERS out there. All I know is the shit exists and the sooner you recognize it, the sooner you'll be leaving with the help after closing time instead of heading home to Rosy Palm with a lighter wallet!!

by seamus shane December 31, 2007

Triangle

Along with the landing strip (line) and the Brazilian, the Triangle or upside down cornchip is one of three most common pubic hair arrangements a female can have.

The Triangle points downwards towards the clit.

by Diego August 11, 2003

Burmuda Triangle

(n) when your mother, sister, and girlfriend all three PMS at the same time and put you through temporary hell and confusion

Unfortunate Victim - "Dude im in the Burmuda Triangle!"
Friend - "OH MY GOD!!! Lock yourself in your room!"

by Triste Banana January 21, 2010

Devil's Triangle

What you claim is a drinking game when you're a Supreme Court nominee who doesn't want to admit in public that you and another guy both fucked a girl at the same time.

Senator: Judge, what does the "devil's triangle" entry refer to in your yearbook?
Judge: Sir, it's a drinking game.

Senator: Really? How do you play?
Judge: ......... Have you ever played quarters?

by W00T0Ut September 27, 2018

Triangle of Evil

Politics + Religion + Money = Triangle of Evil

Triangle of Evil

Politics: Someone does something and one group will be happy but another group will pissed off.

Religion: Many people believe that their belief is "right" and therefore will blow up anyone who has a different view.

Money: The root of all evil.

by [F] September 7, 2009

Devils Triangle

Defense strategy in a judicial or quasi-judicial proceeding where the accused admits to some of the facts alleged against him (or her) but asserts they occurred in the context of a drinking game.

Senator: “As CEO for 42 years, were you aware of any of the 100+ research reports authored by the head of your R&D department on the subject of ‘spiking’.... artificially enhancing the addictive effects of nicotine?”
CEO: “Senator, let me take a step back…. this all started with a game of beer pong during a company retreat….”
TV Commentator: whispering "...he's using the Devils Triangle, as predicted…”

by TheRealPapaBob April 2, 2020