trail of cluthes 

Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".

If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.

trail of cluthes by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Trail bitch 

A bitch on a trail who wants your snap

The trail bitch wants your snap

Trail bitch by Slikefest June 18, 2020

trail hoes

Single females in a group of 2 or more that are generally young and sexually open to new experiences that you and your buddy meet on a hiking trail or expedition through a National Park or general outdoor excursion.

They make for great hiking partners and like to have a "good" time after dark which can provide for a more interesting experience on your journey.

Bro1: Hey Bro let's get ready for the big adventure at the beautiful national park this coming weekend.
Bro2: You bet man it's going to be a great time and maybe we will meet some trail hoes while we are at it!

trail hoes by PeaceXLove777 June 19, 2020

Trail Twink 

A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.

Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.

Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”

These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.

Hey man did you notice those two excited Trail Twinks passing by?

Trail Twink by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020

Trail of Tears 

The line of perspiration left by swamp ass when an individual scoots off a plastic chair

Dude, my chair is soaked, at least Andrew Jackson had the decency to clean up his Trail of Tears!

Trail of Tears by Pissbaby#1 November 9, 2020

Trail Mix 

When you have a third nut, and it continues to split.

Kc: My nuts keep multiplying
Cadle: That's just the trail mix
KC: the what?
Cadle: trail mix

Trail Mix by Liamisaginger January 1, 2021

Trail Sauce

The art of flawless trail shreddery

“bro did you see that guy absolute shred the trail out there?! he was killin it!”
“of course bro- it’s cause he’s got the ‘Trail Sauce’”

Trail Sauce by bigtabletops69 February 11, 2021