Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

drug trafficker

a person who deals in drug trafficking, trafficks narcotics or any other types of drugs like marijuana or cocaine threw a border into another counrty

El Americano is a song about a drug trafficker

by Brandon Guzman December 20, 2016

traffic sunburn

A condition which typically affects the arm which sits on the driver's side window when the windows are rolled down. The driver will notice that one arm is more dark than the other after sitting for long periods of time in heavy traffic. It's most often found in metropolitan areas during the late-Spring/Summer months.

I was driving home from work but I got stuck behind a parade maker who was driving by a road work site. I sat in traffic for over an hour and got a traffic sunburn.

by m1keh4wk April 17, 2009

Traffic Study

A malicious payback that blows up in your face and ruins your career while leaving the intended victim unscathed.

"I don't know what makes a legitimate traffic study," New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said today at a press conference at the State House in Trenton. Bill Baroni, Christie's deputy executive director at the Port Authority, produced data that was "evidence" of a traffic study, Christie said today, but he doesn't know "the nuance of what constitutes a traffic study or not." The emails that emerged yesterday further support the widespread belief that the illusory traffic study was an after-the-fact fig leaf covering Baroni's role in an act of political retaliation directed at Fort Lee mayor Mark Sokolich, whose constituents were worst affected by the closure.

by Joey Tee 407 January 9, 2014

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007