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Alpha Tappa Kegga

A bunch of cock suckers that like to fuck each other up the ass
I was going to join a frat but then I did not want to be a Alpha Tappa Kegga
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
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Topangaed

To break up with someone to see if you are really "in love" with them. When you realize that you really loved them, they will not take you back. It will only take a grand effort to with that person back.

i.e. Boy Meets World
Man! I really was really Topangaed. I broke up with Amy so I can hook up with Toyna, and Amy said she won't take me back. I'm on my way up to Disney World to win her back!
by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 11, 2010
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Teppanyaki handshake

When eating at a teppanyaki restaurant, one places his or her hand on the teppanyaki grill. The longer one holds their hand on the grill, the better the handshake.
Wow man! I can't believe you did a 10 second teppanyaki handshake! How's your hand feeling after that!?
by cprickler February 7, 2019
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Topanga Lawrence

A lover. she cares about everyone but she doesn’t take shit from men. she is a wild spirit who falls in love.
person 1: any good feminist characters??
person 2: topanga lawrence
by vbjmmhccd October 18, 2021
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Topa momenat

Also known as The You're Not Funny Paradox wnd Shut The Hell Up Paradox.

When a person tells a joke and no one laughs than the person feels awkward in the silence, they also feel the need to fill the silence with another joke but they are not funny so no one laughs again.
Lol what a topa momenat.
by Slayqueenkb May 2, 2022
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fairy topia

A magical place filled with wonder and sparkles.
Riverside rooms $500.
by Daniiiiii December 10, 2008
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