Brexit

A mess.

Person1: my life is worse than brexit
Person2: oh no it isn’t xoxo

by Hehsvseh April 15, 2019

from Caesar to Brexit

From a to z

If you want to be a competent patriot or nationalist, you should start by learning your country's history from Caesar to Brexit

by Sexydimma September 30, 2016

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

brexit

Saying goodbye but not actually leaving.

Look, Dave is still at here at the party. Didn't he brexit like two hours ago.

by RancoR2k January 22, 2019

Brexit

When a man promises his sexual partner that he will pullout, but doesn't.

Elizabeth II was distraught at Philip's actions after he conducted a Brexit at the culmination of intercourse.

by stlhokie December 8, 2019

Brexit

To agree to ejaculate outside but change your mind at the last minute

He told me not to use a condom because he'd throw up outside, but guess what, he brexited

by Tashrifm August 10, 2021

Brexit football

A variant of football played by children on Merseyside. The rules are generally the same as association football, offside rule excepted. However, violent and dangerous tackles, which would usually be adjudged fouls, are allowed if the tackling player shouts "Brexit means Brexit" before or during the tackle. Shouts after the tackle are sometimes adjudicated to be fouls. The game takes its name from Boris Johnson's attempted tackle on Maurizio Gaudino during the England v Germany legends match in 2006.

"The school had to ban Brexit football after a kid in year 9 got his collar bone broken. Terrible business."

"I know, the lad who tackled him didn't even shout "Brexit means Brexit" so it was a free kick anyway."

by Plastic Patricio October 30, 2024