Timoteeyitis

If you have the deadly infection named Timoteeyitis then you will only like someone called Tim.

She has Timoteeyitis...

by Mintoiti February 24, 2019

Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.

*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.

by BattleItaly March 28, 2020

valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Timenoid

A Timenoid is an immortal, gothic creature that often resides in castles, manors or mansions. They live a vampiric lifestyle, often either alone or with other Timenoids. Although generally peaceful creatures, they tend to dislike humans due to the flaws in human nature. ie; greed, disrespect, lust, etc. If a human and/or humans pose a threat to a Timenoid, the Timenoid will most certainly destroy them. They are peaceful by nature, but refuse to be threatened.

Although immortal, this only refers to natural death. A Timenoid can still be killed, although not quite as easily as a human due to them being able to regenerate themselves to an extent.

Timenoids are rumoured to have blue or black blood, which would explain the pale, sometimes pearl blue tint to their skin.

Timenoids are unable to have children, and so if they desire one, they tend to adopt human babies and convert them into Timenoids. The process of turning a human into a Timenoid is unknown, but rumoured to be a painful and terrifying experience. Due to this, humans who have requested this process have often been declined by Timenoids. Humans tend to hunger for immortality, and have often attacked Timenoids for not sharing their "gift".

Timenoids are able to levitate, using a hum of energy to keep them afloat.

Timenoids were once humans, and therefore look human despite their pale white/pearl blue tinted skin tone.

Jack: Who lives in that old mansion?

Jake: You don't wanna go exploring that place, homie. I heard the place is haunted by Timenoids.

by Herbert Wallace August 17, 2009

Timing Belt

noun: A timing belt, or cam belt (informal usage), is a part of an internal combustion engine that controls the timing of the engine's valves. The belt itself is one of man's most painstaking automotive repairs as it requires 5-8 hours to replace. A timing belt repair is one of the most unsatisfactory jobs because it does not show any sign of improvement after replacing. A common timing belt repair is $700 dollars at a mechanic and almost $1,000 at a dealership. A poor functioning timing belt can also be an excuse to hang with friends.

Boy 1: "Yo dude can you chill this weekend?"

Boy 2:"Nah man I gotta change the timing belt in the truck."

Boy 1:"Alright I guess Ill talk to you later."

by Tbelt April 9, 2011

Draco Timing

Basically, you come into a group chat as soon as something sexual is going on.

“Damn, you got some Draco Timing.”
or
“Jennifer has another sense. Perfect Draco Timing.”

by Kek Nug June 7, 2018

Ticonderoga

A slang term used to describe a situation where two or more people agree on the same thing. It's more commonly used along the West Coast and parts of Missouri .

Male 1: Yo brosef, you like Chipotle?
Male 2: Dude, I love Chipotle!
Male 1: Ticonderoga dude!!
Male 2: Ticonderoga

by Whovall-Definitions October 4, 2015