Porcelain Therapy

relieving yourself via the toilet after eating too much thus making yourself feel better; most commonly done after eating at a buffet or other all you can eat type situation. i.e. taking a dump

-hey man, i don't feel so good. i think i ate too much at the buffet
-yeah me too, let's go get some porcelain therapy.
-what is that? where can we get it?
-go to take a dump in the bathroom
-oh! i love porcelain therapy!

by eljameso123 August 15, 2017

Electrothot Therapy

Using a shit ton of strippers to make your gay friend straight

I found out my son was a furry so we resorted to electrothot therapy

by RJ_240 August 26, 2017

Bite Therapy

Biting someone when they are continually complaining of something, particularly a pain. Closely related to Punch Therapy.

Rob, lying next to Sophie: My leg is hurting so much from when I tripped over yesterday.
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!

by hsan2 December 27, 2021

Thot therapy

Thot therapy is any activity in which a person can freely Express their sexuality, or just an acceptance of making the world a sluttier place. Thot therapy includeds but is not limited to: slut support groups, honoring hoes, and banging all your bros. Term first used by the e-thot WitchyHeathen.

I need some fucking thot therapy this weekend.

by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022

Vehicular Therapy

The act of relieving stress, negative thoughts, and/or pain by going out and cruising in a vehicle, more commonly by car or motorcycle.

If you ever feel like needing peace, an adventure, or just need to clear your mind from bad thoughts, grab your keys and get some Vehicular Therapy in.

by AsianStikkyRyce April 11, 2022

Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover

That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.

by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021

therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!

Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.

by Therapy13 June 1, 2021