I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014
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Get the taco squish mug.When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.
by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016
Get the squished twinkie mug.It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020
Get the squish the fish mug.An orgy of girls slop jam on each others wet pussies and then squish their pussies together to create pleasure
by jamsquisher91 September 12, 2017
Get the jam squish mug.(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
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