Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once

Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor

by hurtcobain March 4, 2025

Oatmealed

When you want to buy online content legally (movies, music) but it isn't available, so you pirate it with the real intention of buying it later

I wanted to buy 'Game of Thrones' but I couldn't buy it...so I oatmealed it.

by Fozzie_debear June 17, 2012

Oatmeal Creampie

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

Oatmeal people

someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal

person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...

by Benun BAD BOY SWAG SWAG SWAG February 1, 2021

Oatmeal Pie

Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.

“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”

by Mr Logistics November 12, 2022

pro-oatmeal

protein oatmeal, can also be mixed with, (protein, roids, creatine, hgh, glutamine, test boosters, and nitric oxide.)

me and the bros hit the gym early in the AM, before we went to get chicks. We ate our daily bowl of pro-oatmeal so we'd look super swoll.

by brolife July 13, 2011

Oatmeal Maneuver

When you drift into a powerslide within Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec on the Playstation 2 and don't know the name of the action, so you name it after a grain.

Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.

by SWNeph September 17, 2020