Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

beaver chew

Hack job or very ugly cut job.

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.

by randomryan July 3, 2014

chewing on shoestrings

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.

"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."

by thatonerealguy425 May 17, 2023

Jovan Chew

a short dude with rock hard abs and froggy ass.Also he likes goats and other junk.

"WOW! Jovan chew is so hot!!"

by Jovan chew August 23, 2018

Chewed rug

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.

That blue haired freaks chewed rug is showing through her cargo pants!

by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022

Chew Scab

When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.

Marshall got Indian drunk the other night and chew scabbed himself to my new recliner.

by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

pay chew

Telling someone to shut their ass in a strong offensive manner

The patois form of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Jene: You have no shame at all! Stop looking like a lost cause.
Me: "Pay Chew!" I don't need your feedback. Smh
Loal: BURNNNNN! rofl

by Kitten758 September 19, 2018