Sloppy Joe

Like the Sloppy Toppy or a Blow Job but instead of the male penis in a woman mouth its in a male's mouth.

Bro i bet Noah gives the sloppiest Sloppy Joes!

by ThatWiseGie March 6, 2021

Sloppy Joe

A gay blowjob, one man sucking another man's fat juicy penis.

Yo man, a crackhead gave me a sloppy joe for my $2

by 4teencarrot May 8, 2023

Sloppy Joe

A cup of coffee wherein the creamer is replaced with semen.

Barista 1: Hey, did that lady just order a cup of coffee with nut milk?
Barista 2: She sure did, so I jizzed in it. She’s gettin a sloppy joe!

by Gen. John Allen July 26, 2023

sloppy joe sitting

Kind of like cake farts but with sloppy Joe's. They are meant to be eaten afterwards.

Hey babe, I have a new kink I want to try out. It's sloppy joe sitting. It'll be an awesome dinner date

by Lavalarrys September 17, 2023

Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.

Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.

by Sloppyjosie September 22, 2023

Sloppy Joe

Another name for former vice president and 2020 candidate Joe Biden.

Damn could you imagine ever voting for old Sloppy Joe?

by goatfucker420 January 1, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020