Merk

1: To destroy someone and assert dominance.
2: To eat their butt

1: "I'm about to merk this kid"

2: "Can I merk you"

by jimmy 445 January 15, 2021

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Sly Merk

To go behind someones back, street style

Bruv don't get it twisted, I know you be on the Sly Merk for me

by DanBizzle007 April 17, 2008

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merk

to beat someone up

ima merk yo ass

by the merker November 29, 2016

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Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.

Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him

by relerquney February 16, 2024

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