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Hank Schrader

Loves Gomey. Doesn't really love Marie. Loves minerals, not rocks. ASAC Schrader. D.E.A. Agent. Thinks he's smart.
Hank Schrader: "Gomey, you good?"
Gomey: *Gets shot by Jack*
Hank: "That sucks"
Also Hank: *Gets shot by Jack*
Gomey in afterlife: "L"
by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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Hank Dog

A black dog; who constantly licks his dong and other things. Also see lazy as fuck.
Hank dog. Stop licking your dong!
by Mike Oxlongr December 9, 2013
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Jank Hank

Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.
My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.
by $HurricaneBrittany90 May 3, 2022
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Hank Hill

1. An honorable man, whom The Economist magazine referred to as "one of the wisest...creatures on television" (April 10th, 2008).
2. A man who knows what he stands for, I'll tell ya' what.
3. An American who is comfortable in his own skin, in his own work ("I sell Propane and Propane Acessories"), and in his own State (Texas...except for Austin, of course), but not in his own dang country.
Believe me, you can trust (name); I've known him a long time and he's a regular Hank Hill.
by VeteranShield October 24, 2011
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hank junior

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010
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Hank Hill

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.
Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Hank Hill is awesome!
by Journey Fan May 14, 2005
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hank tanked

A state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
Man, I was totally hank tanked when I puked in that beer can!

That drummer was so hank tanked that he was passing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!

He only drank four beers and he was ALREADY hank tanked!!
by southbound1 December 21, 2010
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