Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.
Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”
by Juul Sniper June 20, 2019
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war elephant

did you see that war elephant going into hot topic?
by darkmugan May 27, 2005
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Elephant Sex

when two individuals have loud sex in the "doggy style" position
By the look of Paris Hilton's face, you can obviously tell she's been having rigorous elephant sex.
by Stereotypical Asian LOL August 05, 2010
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elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.
Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.
by TheLivingGoober July 21, 2008
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pink elephants

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass
my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant
by ShadowsOfBlood February 08, 2004
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Elephant Pussy

A very fat enlarged vagina!
When Corissa Black wears tight pants and her elephant pussy shows through her yoga pants and makes everyone want to throw up!!
by elephantpuss April 28, 2010
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elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."
by hititlong January 04, 2006
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