duke muffin

a female bent over with her muff poking out the back

"Dude did you see Megan Fox's duke muffin poking out?"

by GRANDDADDY JA September 09, 2009

Duke Hood

Calum Hood's dog. He is a rescue and a mixed breed. Calum describes Duke as a baby grandpa, older than he looks.

Girl 1: I love Duke!
Girl 2: Duke who?
Girl 1: Calum's dog, Duke Hood.

by Stream Babycalon March 28, 2020

duke boys

Ghetto term for Police Officers.

Be careful, cuh, the Duke Boys are out.

by AAHZ the Elder August 03, 2017

Duke of Argyle's

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

by blurtworth January 07, 2011

Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.

by ST1NGER11 April 15, 2021

hide the duke

When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!

Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!

by Poopsy July 06, 2003

Duke Nukem

The only person in the universe to kick ass and chew bubble gum at the same time

That's one Doomed space marine...

by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003