testing the suspension

Car sex

"Hey I saw you and Sarah in a parking lot last night"

"Yeah we were just testing the suspension, if you know what I mean..."

by r.crawfish October 24, 2020

purse texting

the act of pretending to look through your purse only to use it as a texting shield during class; many teenage girls use this popular technique

I saw Brittany purse texting in class so Mrs. Johnson wouldn't see her.

by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Scream-texting

Texting in anger. Pushing the keys with aggression.

I was scream-texting her because she was annoying me.

by suzeng01 April 17, 2011

Pavlovian Texting

The phenomenon occuring in groups of people when one person in the group reaches for their cell phone to receive a message, text, etc thereby causing all other members of the group to also check their phones for messages.

Bob: Did you see everyone else look at their phone when my text tone went off? Pavlovian Texting at it's finest.

Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.

by larch5587 August 2, 2011

flood texting

To send a lot of texts non-stop in a row until it gets annoying and takes over your screen

Karen kept on flood texting me last night so I left the convo

by azywayz November 17, 2014

emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

Pressured texting

Sending a seemingly endless stream of innocuous and sometimes disturbing rapid fire text messages. Subjects typically revolve around about their daily movements thoughts and observations. Similar to the psychiatric term "pressured speech" observed when someone in a psychotic state speaks without stopping or regard to anyone often interrupting and not acknowledging that conversations are supposed to be two way.

Man I had to block Mikes phone he was doing pressured texting maybe hes off his meds ? Its not that I don't care about him but please no more about your electric toothbrush !

by Leostarlight February 25, 2019