tucker max drunk

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com

He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.

by hooligan333 November 1, 2003

Your best bib and tucker

Your best/smartest cloths.

1) John: "Hey Bill, What's the dress code for the works dinner dance?"

Bill: " Your best bib and tucker mate".

2) " Tommy had is first job interview today, he looked so Handsom all dressed in his best bib and tucker".

by hteb78 August 18, 2017

TECHER WHORE

A girl who sleeps with guys that go to any automotvie school

Amber is a fucking techer whore

by Charlie Ramos July 28, 2004

Tucker's Tight Hole

A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.

Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man

Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.

by candykay October 23, 2018

Word Tacker

Someone who adds words onto other people's funny slogans or sayings, then they kill the joke and sound really stupid

Kelly Connolly just tacked on the word "nigga" to the sentence to entertain herself. She is such a word tacker!

by fuckface69696969 March 24, 2009

tuckermax drunk

the highest order of drunken shannigans, above nardofied and zimmerfied, u know when a zimmerfied, person tells u do calm down, then ur tuckermax drunk

i just lost all my earthly positions last night to gamblor, ill never get tuckermax drunk AGAIN!

by cool guy October 8, 2004

Ticker

1. A person's heart (usually used when the heart is not healthy).
2. A wristwatch.

We have a history of bad tickers in my family. Uncle Larry died of a heart attack and so did Grandpa Ron.

I don't need a ticker anymore; I just use the clock on my cellphone.

by Bill Flynn November 24, 2005