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Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.
Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!
by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011
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Textsand

Like quicksand, but in the context of texting. AKA virtual quicksand. A metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting.
Texter 1: Hey
Texter 2: Hey
Texter 1: Wanna come over?
Texter 2: Now? It's 12:30 am
Texter 1: Yeah. I had a bit too much wine
Texter 2: :) Ok

And even through the blurry haze of a good buzz, the regret and panic starts to set in. Oh man, I'm in textsand now.
by AH73 November 11, 2013
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Tebs

To be A high key 'nice' guy that generally will play wrestle/fight with girls. but low-key is bootyzilla.( man that turns into a monster when in the presence of BIG booty)
Dude I stayed tebs all day till Annie bent over! that ass!!!!!
by Okaay October 12, 2016
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teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 15, 2005
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Textsurrect

Replying to a text message so long after receiving it that the conversation is brought back to life.
Text from Danny to Sheila: "can't talk, gtg. we'll textsurrect this tomorrow"

Johnny was at the Lil' Wayne concert and didn't know Sally sent him a text message. When he finally woke up the next afternoon, he textsurrected her message.
by P Flag June 8, 2010
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textslack

A person who is bad at texting and often replies after a long period of time.
This is usually referring to a guy or a girl that isn't a good texter, especially when it comes to quick responses.
"Dude! Your such a 'textslacker' !"

- "Sorry man"
by Mr. Memmy October 17, 2017
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tetsuo and youth

lupe fiasco's 2015 album, deemed a modern classic by most.
tetsuo and youth is definitely some of lupe's best work to date.
by TheRigies09 February 16, 2018
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