teabag

putting your balls on someones forehead or in there mouth

I Teabagged Her ass last night!

Arabian goggles are fun

by nick April 16, 2005

Teabag

A dip pouch or a portion of snus

I ran out of cigarettes, can I get one of your teabags?

by Gringo the Clown September 6, 2010

teabagged

when someone dunks on u n gets their nuts all the way in ur face n u feel stupid

lebron james teabagged damon jones

by D.L May 27, 2005

TeaBag

1. A small paper bag used to dispurse tea flavoring throughout a boiling pot of water.

2.To run your nutsack across an unsuspecting victim's face

1."Honey, when the water starts to boil, throw in a teabag"

2."When Joey fell today, I got him so bad with a major teabag"

by DoucewaffleMckuntnugget May 30, 2009

teabag

A method of birth control. This is when a man inserts his "sack" into hot water of a bathtub for at least a minute. This effectively kills all the sperms inside (as they only live under a very strict temperature range). The man then proceeds with intercourse not having to worry about getting the woman pregnant.

John's girlfriend asked John if he could please get her pregnant. John didn't want to be a father, so he told his girlfriend "yes" but made sure to teabag himself without letting his girlfriend know prior to intercourse.

by Dalios March 13, 2011

Economic Teabag

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.

I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.

by Navin1 December 11, 2012

Brixton Teabag

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

by DaddyRay May 9, 2013