Tainted Fudge

When a girl wipes back to front causing some of the fudge to be smeared across her taint.

Dude, my stomach really hurts...
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Why's that?...

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It must have been that tainted fudge I ate last night when your mom came over.

by TheAssIRam May 18, 2010

Tainted Love

When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.

Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?

Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!

Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?

Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.

Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?

(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)

by Big Papi October 16, 2008

Tainted Love

Stupid song that destroyed the Marilyn Manson us Antichrist Superstar fans loved. Fuck you for covering it.

Marilyn Manson! Oh yeah, Tainted Love....

by Dark Prime June 23, 2006

trainee

a transvesdite. an insult to usually a gurl, which iz basically callin her a dude, n sayin dat she has a pee pee...or vise versa wit a dude. ;)

1: ay she a trainee son
2: cus u a TRAAANEEEE
3: shut tha fuk up trainee

by Chanel April 16, 2005

twineezy

someone who is always there for you && is almost like your twin. its sort of like best friend but to the craazy level(: they give you advice, hug you when you need it, tell you that you look bad when you do then help you fix yourself up, defend you when you are in deep shit, encourage you to do good, has the same interests as you, are always truthful, makes you smile when you are completely bummed, they would cry if you'd cry, an advice giver, they know when something is wrong, will break someones face if they break your heart♥, never break a promise, a shopping buddy, someone to laugh with and make funny quotes and stupid stories with, a person who would run around the world with you if you had to, will take pictures of you jumping over a fence at your birthday party, someone to dance with and laugh your asses off, they are RELATEABLE, and even though you might not see eachother often she will keep wanting to hang out and won't stop believing that you all will.

OMG, paa is like my twineezy. She is like my other half(:

by kRiistaaSiianfAceee August 18, 2009

tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013