food swing

Like a mood swing, but with one's food preferences. May occur often during pregnancy.

Now Mary's eating chocolate-covered wasabi peas! She's totally going through a food swing...

by daz9 September 16, 2007

caught the swine flu

What happens when someone hooks up with an overweight person on a one-night stand.

Aaron: "Did you see that porker Howard just left with?"

Becky: "Yeah, he's caught the swine flu."

by mightytink August 20, 2009

swindon greb

A greasy, long haired person who usually listens to screamo, metal and emo. Some times like to seem "in" with the trends so they listen to the "latest" hip hop song 2 months after its video has been relased. Wears dark clothes, normally band shirts. Hates scene kids and chavs. Complains about being labelled and then starts ranting about chavs. Sits on a wall at wyvern theatre and listens to music on their phone. Usually like to get stoned every weekend so they get 20 different people to chip in 50p to a 10 bag and then go and smoke it in queens park. Goes to town every weekend. They think they're badman. They're idea of a night out is to go to furnace night club and listen to local bands who cannot sing so they bree.

swindon greb1: hey, have you heard soulja boy's new song, crank dat?
swindon greb2: oh em gee yehh i love it
swindon greb1: you going furnace tonight?
swindon greb2: yehhh see you there

by Spazzie April 13, 2008

Swing n a Miss

When you crack a joke and someone else doesn't catch on.

A little flick of the hand in the direction you would naturally bat, while making a "shhhiou" sound with your mouth. Much like when someone does it over their head.

You say "Swing n a Miss" directly after the swing - all in 1 word.

Ryan: Haha, check out THAT broad broad.

Jim: I think you mean "bored" broad.

Brett: Yeah, because she doesn't have any food!

Ryan: Hahahaha.

Jim: Huh?

Ryan & Brett: *shhhiou* Swing n a Miss!

by Dene Halatau July 6, 2010

uncultured swine

Donald Trump

Donald Trump IS the uncultured swine.

by HAL E Y October 30, 2015

Swing

Swinging a certain way is a commonly understood euphemism to describe someone's sexual orientation.

1) Heterosexual: "So, uh, which way do ya swing?"
Closet Homosexual: "I'd rather not say..."

2) heterosexual: "So which way you swing, bro?"

Bisexual: Both ways. I'm frickin Tarzan.

by Your Teenage Philosopher July 31, 2014

the swing

Use "its the swing" when something is "the shit," really chill, effing sweet, "da bomb"

What did you do last night? I went to a new club it was the swing.
That chick's pussy was the swing.

by Shelley and Leslie December 27, 2007