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Simp surgery

by anonymous July 11, 2021
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Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !
"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.
by Emzz August 29, 2025
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they did surgery on a grape

the dumbest meme ever that has no meaning and can be said at any time
Robert: Hey did you hear about that horrible terrorist attack
Joey: They did surgery on a grape
by gamerb0i60420 December 3, 2018
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Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut
Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?
by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018
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crondall surgery

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.
Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery
by jonah December 22, 2004
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