Sedgefield

A nice, calm, tranquil place during the week. However on a Friday night it transforms into a vicious hell hole filled with the embarrassing scum from neighbouring areas.

Guy 1: You ever been to Sedgefield?
Guy 2: Nah man do you think I wanna die?

by Crazy Woodpecker June 3, 2018

dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.

Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon

by ponkyboy October 15, 2004

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.

Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.

by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009

Sudden Net Death

The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.

I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.

by CalFord July 15, 2009

smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

Sludgeblood

Caused by an autoimmune disease called antiphospholipid syndrome, or Hughes Syndrome in the UK. APS makes the blood too thick and prone to clotting.

I am so sick of having fogbrain and sludgeblood from this crappy APS!

by kukukajoo April 1, 2011