Nut Stache

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

creeper-stache

A mustache that develops on adolescents who can't grow a full beard, giving the appearance of fuzz; which looks creepy, especially in a light colous.

"Yo, buddy, shave that creeper-stache off, you will never pick up chicks lookin' like that!"

by Stephie-poos December 17, 2006

stachon

A man with a large penis, usually of Polish ancestry. An alpha male.

Women love stachons. Guys tend to hate them, especially drunk single men.

by Jen Wilcox [e-mail] April 27, 2007

hitler rocks the stache

line said to anyone who opposed hitler and his rockin mustache

Civilian:Yeah Hitler's stache is cool and all, but I think the Russians have better st...
Nazi:HITLER ROCKS THE STACHE (kills instantly)

by Carlb0t January 10, 2010

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

Hero Stache

When a man applies mascara to his Rapist Stache Then lets the mascara stay on for a few days, With the end results of a better looking Stache. A Hero Stache.

Dill: Hey man is that mascara on yo Stache?
Spencer: Yeah man.
Dill: Why?
Spencer: Just wait a day or two, And my mustache will become more magnificent than ever.
Dill: Oh, So a Hero Stache?
Spencer: Precisely.

by UrbanBoogy July 11, 2009

Dirty Saechao

1: Akin to a dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache being drawn on the face it's instead, a Fu Manchu.

2: Act of performing anal sex, pulling ones shit covered cock out of the recipients ass and drawing a Fu Manchu on the recipients face with said shit covered member.

Did you hear that John gave Casey a Dirty Saechao at the frat party last weekend?

by The_prophetic_poopchute August 27, 2020