Steamy Clam Shake

While performing cunnalingus, you vomit on the vagina, and then proceed to have vaginal sex until you ejaculate inside the vagina.

I gave Jill the steamy clam shake last night!

by TMJ April 28, 2008

steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

by FBAC if you DEFC April 10, 2010

Steamy Dave

It's where the male shits half way out, you know like a prairie dog, and then lets it harden into a penis-shaped form. You can possibly use a type of adhesive to make it harden, but I'm not quite sure what really works yet. Then you pursue to fuck someone really hard with the hardened piece of shit, and resulting in it crumbling in their vagina. Yep.

After four months of preparation, I gave Thelma a Steamy Dave.

by Jefbag October 3, 2009

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.

Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.

by Davyan September 30, 2007

Steamy Eric

Named after the unfortunate guy who was the first know recipient of said act.
While giving anal sex your partner, knowingly or unknowingly expels fecal matter at a high volume and rate of velocity, covering your entire lower torso.
This is the act or receiving. To give is called giving a "Hot Chella".

My God, That drunk skank gave me a "Steamy Eric" while I was slammin' her ass. She just got up, grabbed her clothes and left. She didn't even offer to help clean up. Taco Bell and K-Y do not mix.

by Fred Christensen December 28, 2005

Steasy

A style of clothing. A modern mix between "style" and "easy."

I like your style, what do you call it?

I like to look laid back but put together. My style is steasy.

by Holicious March 21, 2009

going steady

dating someone without constantly breaking up and getting back together. Not really used anymore. It's synoymous with "going out".

Tim and Andrea are going steady.

by Stew Pidasso February 17, 2004