A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising
Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him
It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!
by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss March 16, 2018
A rare combination of stealth boobs and stealth ass. We are talking about a girl who at first looks like nothing special and then, one day, without warning, you realize she has beautifully large tits AND a beautifully large ass. The only thing that goes through your mind before you decide you absolutely need to fuck her is how did she hide all of that for long??
I used to think that chick was average, but then I realized underneath that sweat-suit she was hiding gold. God damnit I wanna fuck that stealth bomber.
by Stealth Seeker May 11, 2011
A method of urination (males only) in which an individual pisses around on the toilet bowl but NOT the water so as to avoid making any kind of audible sound
by infinitevoid May 04, 2012
Someone: Yo, Ethan was going really hard on that stealth misogyny today huh
Everyone in Agreement: Yes
Everyone in Agreement: Yes
by scrivenerrrr January 22, 2021
When one shows up to an event not only unannounced but having prepared everyone that one WOULD NOT be coming.
Sam's eyes bugged out when Brent stealth posted at the Game since he'd told Sam he was going to be in Costa Rica that day.
by Smerv January 27, 2023
The quick one-touch/grab movement, which, if you are lucky places your penis back under the belt-line of your pants in the unfortunate event of a public boner.
by slickslider December 09, 2013
I've been doing really well on my diet today with the exception of some stealth chocolate I bought when I was at the grocery store.
by Cayster February 08, 2010