segway steal

the act of stealing a segway.

I just made a segway steal from that old bitch.

by bread infection December 31, 2005

steal your thunder

It means to steal your glory, attention or applause.

When I sang that solo I didn't mean to steal your thunder!

by Annabee November 05, 2013

steal an attack walrus

To do something completely unnecessary yet totally awesome, even if it's a bit more difficult than the alternative..

I didn't need to escape the enemy base on a rocket while it exploded in the background. One of the numerous cars would have worked fine. But at some point we all must choose between what is right and what is awesome. At some point we all must choose to steal an attack walrus.

by Haragorn August 23, 2009

Monkey Steals the Peach

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

by &owned November 25, 2004

Steal Kill and destroy

a campaign to promote positive lifestyles for the youth and spread love and acceptance across the nation. myspace.com/stealkillanddestroy

Satan is going to Steal Kill and destroy you

by SKAD March 24, 2009

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 08, 2004

steal tartar sauce

v. to get revenge; to avenge; to retaliate.

1.I heard the Stacy was telling nasty rumors about me. I'm gonna have to steal that (censored)'s tartar sauce!
2.I'm in the mood to steal tartar sauce today. (less common use)

by lolerzz December 22, 2008