Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.

1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."

by Jeffburton April 20, 2010

STD library

a chick who has fucked EVERYONE at your school, who more than likely has at LEAST one STD.

Annie is an STD library.

by you KNOW its true April 14, 2007

STD Hit

To hire/request someone with an STD to go out and have sex with a victim of your choice.

My girl just cheated on my with with a nigga named Jarquavious. I'm gonna have someone do an STD hit on him.

by Africanwtr November 17, 2022

STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.

Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.

by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009

STD Boy

A guy that get's around so much that he has to have at least 7 different STD's.

Girl 1: Did you get with him last night?
Girl 2: No one wants to get with STD Boy anymore!

by marie marie August 22, 2005

Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.

"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""

by Eric Super January 13, 2008

turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes May 18, 2018