thumbs up stalker

Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.

Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.

by udusers1 July 19, 2011

Bebo Stalker

similar to stalkbooking except using the popular social networking site bebo. this is when someone uses bebo to stalk another; they know things that they shouldn't, such as what their stalkee did last weekend, their middle names, what the inside of their house looks like, etc.

Betty: I was talking to that girl Catherine on Friday, and we-
Ellen: What? You were at the cinema too?
Betty: ...
Ellen: Her friend wrote her a comment saying about it. Why are you looking at me like that?
Betty: Whatever, Bebo Stalker..

by chloeandcaoimhe February 22, 2009

facebook stalker

a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed.

"you are such a facebook stalker!"

"i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night."

"mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics."

"did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!"

by sm45 June 28, 2008

Parking Lot Stalker

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.

The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.

by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009

text stalker

to text someone obsessively and relentlessly, without having any game, to the point of harassment

"Hey Emily, is your text stalker from Lakeland still hounding you?"

by Tim Tom Thomas August 3, 2008

Stalker

An overused word/name your ex-fiancé gives you when he bumped you cowardly by webcam, refused to meet you for a 20 minutes talk to close properly your past relationship and need a socially acceptable excuse when he is confronted in front of his friends in a public place and he wants to avoid looking like a bastard.

Mike bumped me and asked me not to contact him anymore. I called him once to have a proper talk : he called me a stalker.

by QueerActivist May 28, 2010

stalker

On the Internet - the annoying menu that chases your progress down a Web page.

I went to Bob's new Web site - I love it except for the annoying stalker.

by Cobalt's Dad December 9, 2007