poo-staber

a general reference towards a homesexual male.

Look at those guys kissing over there, they must be poo-stabers.

by redsox2007 November 16, 2007

poop staber

a poop staber is a boy who uses his penis and rubs it around in other men's ass

john vincent is a poop staber and has no friends. boy that john vincent is sure a poop staber eh

by shady the nig September 8, 2004

Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

Kathy Stabler

Extremely annoying wife of Elliot Stabler from Law and Order: SVU. During season 7 and 8 the couple were going through a divorce which had every e/o shipper in the world holding their breath. But then after a one night stand with her ex-husband, Kathy ended up pregnant AGAIN and took Elliot back. She's obviously stupid and doesn't realise that her husband is clearly in love with his partner, Olivia Benson, who once saved Kathy's and her son's lives. It's about time Kathy takes a step back and let nature run e/o's course...

"I wanted to smash Kathy Stabler when Elliot turned down drinks with Liv because he had diaper duty at home."
"Me too. Kathy should do all the diaper changing and let her husband go get drunk and, if he's the luckiest guy ever, have sex with his much more attractive partner."

by FATCHINA October 17, 2008

stabler

a being who enjoys rimming much older beings

james rimmed mr farr, he's such a stabler!

by thatwouldbetelling January 11, 2008

slabber

A person who rants on and on in a confrontational manner.

Usually a millie or spide credential.

She's a slabber, I'd just hit her a slap, that'll shut er up.

by Lemmalola July 1, 2005